JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[INEEDAGN]

Ah. That's more like it! TFW 2012! I can hear my wife sawing logs in the bedroom so I'm gonna stay out here and pull a Merle Haggard. You know the Merle Haggard. "I think I'll just stay here and drink".

Redneck country reference inserted into all you city boys. No turning back now.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Am I the only one awake? I need someone to talk to .

 

[austinibew145]

I just learned its not fingers in the butt it's the tongue.

 

[INEEDAGN]

I just learned its not fingers in the butt it's the tongue.

Tossed salad anyone?

 

[usetaboost]

 

[austinibew145]

That video made me feel kinda funny. I think I might like boobies?

 

[INEEDAGN]

I just sat here at home and helped a co-worker configure and order a custom fleshlight. Absolutely no joke! He didn't want his family to know he did it.....

 

[austinibew145]

You wouldn't help me. You ass

 

[INEEDAGN]

That's cause I wanted to surprise you with one for christmas....

Now I gotta think of another gift.

 

[usetaboost]

I'd just get him the excaliber and be done with it.

 

[usetaboost]

BTW Keith's car is considered "fast". People are gonna cry when that hot air shows up next summer.

 

[INEEDAGN]

I'd just get him the excaliber and be done with it.

Not gonna lie, had to google it.

 

[austinibew145]

Gay gay gay!!!!!
There is something wrong with these guys. Just wait. P.s. the hot air is running yea yea it's running. Video to follow

 

[85_Daphne]

Lets all face it, Audip is homogeneous. JD is the SHIT, KEIRH is our yoda. Bob loves his boozer. And usetaboost has a has a hot wife and should be a fuzz .......all of this is curtisy of rum! Thank you my friends.

 

[austinibew145]

I survived the get toreather. I'm not sure about bob

 

[INEEDAGN]

I must've been the recipient of a butthole punch. Never been so messed up in my life.

 

[INEEDAGN]

 

[INEEDAGN]

Can you imagine the looks I was getting from the cars around me? As if it's not normal to take a picture of yourself flipping off the smiling faces on the back of a HyVee truck while following it down the interstate......

 

[INEEDAGN]

 

[usetaboost]

Let me guess, mini van doesn't have enough power to pass the semi?