JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[austinibew145]

Hey homos!!! I'm going to let you in on a little secret. That will help you enjoy your weekend. First off bob you should know Keith likes weiners in the butt. Secondly Keith bob likes weiners in the butt. So no one should be cock blocked this weekend. "Since I'm not there..."
Jesse don't for get to send me those pix's we talked about

 

[austinibew145]

Boom

 

[turbonut85]

Ahhh....great day today....nice car show, was awesome cruising in the cars...gettin in the boost(over 8psi) and watching all the scatterd ass walkin around. Boobs is grillin some big ol porterhouse T bones...then it's off to the titty bar...

 

[turbonut85]

Btw...thanks for the heads up Audi....

 

[austinibew145]

Polzin has been looking for his nuts for 45 min. It was funny at first but now it's kind of sad...

I'm going to ask Ashly where she put them!

 

[austinibew145]

Ahhh....great day today....nice car show, was awesome cruising in the cars...gettin in the boost(over 8psi) and watching all the scatterd ass walkin around. Boobs is grillin some big ol porterhouse T bones...then it's off to the titty bar...

So there is a lot of young men at said car show? Did you remember the candy?

 

[austinibew145]

he found them, they were in the bag.

I think I would rather be at a strip club... but building a 109 block is the next best thing

 

[austinibew145]

... So... The "TFW" is having a big event in the darkest part of Iowa. But there keeping it to there selfs?... That's just not right

 

[austinibew145]

...

 

[turbonut85]

Lick balls....if you were here, you'd know....

 

[austinibew145]

Audip- cougar hunter

 

[austinibew145]

Lick balls....if you were here, you'd know....

Sounds like you had a bad night.... Or an orgy

 

[usetaboost]

I would keep your hair, in jars, in a dark cellar. And put you in a hole.

 

[turbonut85]

Maybe Jodi foster will come to Sioux city..?

 

[INEEDAGN]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

Sent from my LGL75C while waiting for food at Taco Johns in Nebr. City

 

[usetaboost]

"IT DOES WHAT IT'S TOLD!"

 

[jdpolzin]

Sounds like you had a bad night.... Or an orgy

After reading the past few responces, I'd agree with the first part ofyour statement.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Wasn't anything unusual or bad...just some guy wanting to keep Jenn's hair clippings...we've all done it...

 

[usetaboost]

at least he didn't want her toenail clippings. I think we all would have been in trouble

 

[turbonut85]

Congrats to "the Usetaboost" for receiving the "most improved buick" award this time....