JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[usetaboost]

She's got the voice of a dump truck

 

[usetaboost]

Shit bitches I got called out! Gotta get this heap of bondo fixed now


....I figure that was the correct smiley to use since there really is no fixing these cars, just pretending to fix em.

 

[turbonut85]

Called out by who?

 

[usetaboost]

A series II turbocharged camaro with nitrous. Never seen the car in action but last year he said it ran 11.3. THis things damn near a fuckin race car and my car barely runs lol

 

[turbonut85]

Bob has two vaginas....WTF??

 

[INEEDAGN]

2. 2 vaginas. Ah. Ah. Ah.

If it weren't for sesame street I wouldn't be able to count...

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[turbonut85]

Bob is FAR from sophisticated......

 

[we4Mateo]

^^^^^The Count is the sh!t...

 

[INEEDAGN]

Bob is FAR from sophisticated......

You're just jealous because I'm sitting between your wife. And the usetaboosts wife....

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[turbonut85]

Where the hell is the rest of the TFW?? Ahem.....poleskin? Austinyourbutt??

 

[turbonut85]

You're just jealous because I'm sitting between your wife. And the usetaboosts wife....

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Yup.

 

[INEEDAGN]

For any onlookers that don't know. There happens to be a gathering this weekend and shit's gonna get real....

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[turbonut85]

Beware of the nipple overload.....

 

[turbonut85]

This music makes me wanna shoot myself right in tha faaaaacce!!

 

[INEEDAGN]

I sorta might have cock blocked turbonuts tonight. And for that, i,'m really sorry.

 

[trixdout]

For any onlookers that don't know. There happens to be a gathering this weekend and shit's gonna get real....

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Well I would join, but I'm not a fan of gay bars.


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[jdpolzin]

You're just jealous because I'm sitting between your wife. And the usetaboosts wife....

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So you girls decided to hold hands in the bathroom? Geeze boobs, your losing it! Wipe the vagina off, perk up the four boobs, check your makeup and get back out there. There's a lot of single guys out there really wishing they had four boobs to lick on tonight!

 

[jdpolzin]

Do u girls fart while your peeing?

 

[INEEDAGN]

I think I drank just the wrong amount last night

 

[jdpolzin]

Pussy