JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

Kinda ironic seeing the tombstones, the word sinfull, and a pair of jack stands....it's like that's all he has left to remember it....

 

[INEEDAGN]

Ooohhh I feel so high tech posting from the tb.com app I just downloaded. What year is it again? This is back to the future flux capacitor voodoo goin on here.

 

[austinibew145]

If you want in on the TFW DAISY CHAIN text pm Polzin. You are missing out On the big blow session.

 

[turbonut85]

Put it in my butt

 

[tb3]

over 100000 views
lol!

 

[austinibew145]

over 100000 views
lol!

Would you just look at it? He he ha ha just look at it!

 

[austinibew145]

I miss the feature where you can see who is viewing the thread. It was fun trying to get them involved in the conversation.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Yo turbo ed you like the blue undies?

Best. Quote. Ever.

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[INEEDAGN]

Whats sad is that I tried my best to write it the way Austin did without looking it up, and I was still too grammatically correct...

yo turbo ed u like the blue undees?

 

[austinibew145]

Bob you don't want to get in my head. You couldn't handle it no one can. I'm a special bread

 

[INEEDAGN]

You mean like wonderbread? You are right, that is special. We buy best choice.

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[usetaboost]

there's the ebonics coming out again

 

[INEEDAGN]

I gotta quit bustin' Austin's balls or he might cut me off.

 

[usetaboost]

holy shit dude go to bed

 

[INEEDAGN]

I was up fixin dents. What were YOU doing awake?

Screw this daylight stuff. I'm goin back to bed.

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[usetaboost]

I'm married. Use your imagination and that's probably REALLY close

 

[turbonut85]

So...you were surfing porn, and poundin your pud...

 

[usetaboost]

Close, tryin to get some off the woman. After 2 hours of the dolphin "eh-uh" I gave up.

 

[usetaboost]

Everything worked out though

 

[INEEDAGN]

I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that.

I'm not one to judge, but I'd have preferred that you lie to me.