JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[usetaboost]

a mystery wrapped in a riddle

 

[turbonut85]

2 hours of the dolphin?? You are persistent....I woulda given up and taken care of it myself after 10 minutes...

 

[usetaboost]

I figure if she's been on the bottle for 8 hrs I got a shot eventually lol

 

[turbonut85]

If bob was on the bottle for 10 minutes...he wouldn't turn you down....

 

[INEEDAGN]

If bob was on the bottle for 10 minutes...he wouldn't turn you down....

Bob has low standards...

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[usetaboost]

No bob just has a bro crush on me

 

[usetaboost]

Breaking the rules here a bit, but I think it's time for the first car show of the year for me lol

 

[turbonut85]

You may have earned yourself the first official butthole punch of the year too...

 

[INEEDAGN]

No bob just has a bro crush on me

YOU are the one always calling me "just because"...

Haven't had those kind of phone conversations since I first started dating Nichole. MF'er calls me while I'm still at work and doesn't even have a specific reason...

Girls are getting jealous of our bromance...we need to tread lightly here...

 

[usetaboost]

I have sensitive nipples, what can I say

 

[turbonut85]

I have sensitive nipples, what can I say

How many?

 

[usetaboost]

Just enough. I try not to have too many extra of things.

 

[INEEDAGN]

I try to keep spares of everything.

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[usetaboost]

He keeps all the spare penises in his bum

 

[turbonut85]

Naturally....

 

[austinibew145]

 

[turbonut85]

:-p

 

[usetaboost]

Bob, I don't want you to miss your mom while you're away. I'll post this vid here so you can see her whenever you want lmfao!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Not gonna lie, had to watch it again. 10:35 is my favorite part, though that cameraman is a cold hearted sumbitch. Won't even light her cig for her...

She makes the whole damn video worth watching if you ask me.

 

[usetaboost]

She's sexy