Salesman Phrases on this site!!!! List em....

[turbo nasty]

There has been some transmission "Billet" hype lately. Yeah its good for hard part breakage but its worthless if the frictions dont last.

Been there done that..im just saying

 

[turboc87gn]

Just like every one with a cutlass has a "350 ROCKET" !!!! This kid i had auto shop with in HS had a gutless with the fabled engine... He laughed at me and said i had half an engine till i showed him that the other four cyls were in a lil hairdryer hangin off the back of my motor:biggrin: when i busted his a$$ in front of everyone in my lil turbo daytona !!!

 

[usetaboost]

Daytonas are bad ass. Even the draw thru ones.

Check this out-hilarious

GuyTalks about V6 Mustang - Car Videos on StreetFire

 

[WIKEDV6]

All this reminds me of this guy I know. Has a GN, claims it pushes 1103 hp but he's too afraid to turn the boost up:biggrin:

Well if you and I are talking about the same guy, I was there when the engine builder dynoed the engine on Q16 before it was crated up and picked up. It did make every bit of 1103 on the engine dyno.
Some people say E85 makes more power but the jury is still out on that so I don't know.

Prasad

 

[quickt]

I have used "like new money" LOL

 

[jdpolzin]

Well if you and I are talking about the same guy, I was there when the engine builder dynoed the engine on Q16 before it was crated up and picked up. It did make every bit of 1103 on the engine dyno.
Some people say E85 makes more power but the jury is still out on that so I don't know.

Prasad

Hmmmm?????? I wonder who this mysterious guy may be????:biggrin:

 

[DailyDrifter]

How about "rustfree roller".... (I'll have more to add about this later)


"Great condition......only broken in 4 spots)




I think we should have someone vouch for someone else before they can sell parts, to many people are getting screwed over.

 

[usetaboost]

Well if you and I are talking about the same guy, I was there when the engine builder dynoed the engine on Q16 before it was crated up and picked up. It did make every bit of 1103 on the engine dyno.
Some people say E85 makes more power but the jury is still out on that so I don't know.

Prasad

Hmmmm?????? I wonder who this mysterious guy may be????:biggrin:

Don't know, sounds like something a hot air owner would say doesn't it

Nah, I believe it, I just like to give you guys sh!t

 

[usetaboost]

and a real response to the thread...

This is my all time favorite, especially around here

"mechanics special"

You know it's BAD when you hear that at a car lot

BTW Jeremy, I need pics of those tires. I have no idea what tires are. Even though they're on 5 finger discount I still need pics of them. You can throw in some pics of hotties for my collection while you're at it. Fluck you, thanks. ha ha ha

 

[galoush]

I just Used ..."Crazy Galoush is practically giving them away"....SERIOUSLY its the buyers that are more insane................... asking for Pics for their collections............... when you do have pics they want more ...Im not going to Photo every bolt , valve or wire.. Please come in person if your that big of a freak ..........Or asking for you to do something like Check it .......if im selling a used turbo im not going to send it to Precision for them to check it and pay for that, you want to pay ill send it .......then there are the People who think a part must be gold because it came off of So and sos Car.........The other bigest waste of time in my opinion is answering the parts wanted section, I still do though looking to be proven wrong.... i can honestly say any one ive answered never resulted in a Sale ..

 

[longball]

it'll buff right out

 

[Randy Greenoe]

Driver Quality That one makes me crazy. I would rather here it's actual cond. good,fair whatever.
The buyers on here are no saints either. I have had NEW parts for sale with an ad stating" NO pictures and NO Pay Pal" then get numerous PM's and guess what they want.

 

[Pittsburghkid]

Daytonas are bad ass. Even the draw thru ones.

Check this out-hilarious

GuyTalks about V6 Mustang - Car Videos on StreetFire

That is absolutely hilarious. It was a stock mustang with an air filter. Haha He's the kinda kid who give american cars a bad name cause he'll go out and race a ricer and lose and then give them an inflated ego about their Mazda Protege with a giant wing and stickers.

Here's another moron.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[jdpolzin]

That is absolutely hilarious. It was a stock mustang with an air filter. Haha He's the kinda kid who give american cars a bad name cause he'll go out and race a ricer and lose and then give them an inflated ego about their Mazda Protege with a giant wing and stickers.

Here's another moron.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0[/YOUTUBE]

Did you hear that.........He had FULL exhaust!!! What a tool!

 

[usetaboost]

Man, we could make a show out of all the dumb f@cks around here. You should here the stupid crap that comes out of young kids' mouths, it's way worse than the stupid adults around here. TPI camaros that are 10 sec cars, stock mustangs that do 11s, every honda has a turbo and can beat any v8, v6 ford contours that run 10 flat witha single turbo and no mods Makes me want to slap them like a red-headed stepchild

 

[Randy Greenoe]

Man, we could make a show out of all the dumb f@cks around here. You should here the stupid crap that comes out of young kids' mouths, it's way worse than the stupid adults around here. TPI camaros that are 10 sec cars, stock mustangs that do 11s, every honda has a turbo and can beat any v8, v6 ford contours that run 10 flat witha single turbo and no mods Makes me want to slap them like a red-headed stepchild

Maybe 1/8 mile!!

 

[GNeric]

I like that "it is a rotary, with pistons and headers and all that".

Did you hear that.........He had FULL exhaust!!! What a tool!