JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[austinibew145]

What are you going to get me for Christmas?

 

[usetaboost]

A coupon for a free tubesteak smothered in underpants at Casa De Barkerballs

 

[turbonut85]

I'm in

 

[INEEDAGN]

It's official. I am from a redneck family. I just found out I have an extra biological first cousin. She's 25 and she lives in southern michigan. She was given up for adoption at birth and my uncle just heard from her for the first time.

By the way, she's fuckin' hot. She's not too far from Austin either...

 

[usetaboost]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[turbonut85]

pics or it didn't happen

X2

 

[austinibew145]

Name and number... I'll decide.

 

[turbonut85]

Name and number... I'll decide.

X2

 

[INEEDAGN]

Well I'm kinda busy right now. But I will produce pics.

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[INEEDAGN]

I don't mean to sound insensitive, but if i'da known this kid was gonna take this long, i'da brought jesses valve body in the delivery room with me.

Nichole told me to go home and get it...

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[turbonut85]

Oh snap! Another member of the crotch family is on the way!! Wonder what the statistical chances are of an extra nipple or two?? Lol!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Odds aren't bad. Of course I'm not remotely worried about it as far as birth defects go. Guy I work with has 3 thumbs....and even that is extremely minor....
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[mustangmark50]

pics or it didn't happen

X 33

 

[austinibew145]

Just broke 1,000... This post should include; butthole butthole butthole, bob's nipples, hairy bagel, angle soft rug, turbo buicks, hot chicks, e85, Iowa, TFW, turbo farm, BEER, good times, power tour, hello kitty, turbo powered wind sprints, strippers, something about racing, good friends, money pits, and just to put a smile on polzins face... Fingers in the butt.


I hope this isn't my last post... I am so happy, I bought this 84 Buick off that farm boy, so many years ago. What a great trip.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Aww givin us warm fuzzies. I'm so glad you had terrible fuel system issues at the florida/georgia line, otherwise you guys would be "the homo, the parts dealer, the slow learner hot air guy, the mustang owner, and the guy who sprung a check on me when I specifically said CASH". Lol so glad I was wrong about most of you....

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[INEEDAGN]

Here's what I'm up to tonight. Don't worry jesse that's only the second drink lol

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[mustangmark50]

Aww givin us warm fuzzies. I'm so glad you had terrible fuel system issues at the florida/georgia line, otherwise you guys would be "the homo, the parts dealer, the slow learner hot air guy, the mustang owner, and the guy who sprung a check on me when I specifically said CASH". Lol so glad I was wrong about most of you....

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Awww....I'm verclempt! You sure do know how to tug the ol' heartstrings.

 

[mustangmark50]

Here's what I'm up to tonight. Don't worry jesse that's only the second drink lol

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I wanna do the maze! I'm good at them. I could usually get my way out in 2-3 tries every time I did one in elementary school!

 

[INEEDAGN]

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[INEEDAGN]

I forgot how much fun rwd is on slick roads, but its about time to park it for the winter.

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