JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[usetaboost]

Last night I drank with my buddy at his house. It was magical

 

[we4Mateo]

Yeah you should definitely show. Plan on passing out somewhere. We won't hold it against ya. Actually I can't guarantee that someone won't hold "it" against you while you are passed out. Best bet is the layer thing which has been posted here before.

Can't wait to meet the stig

Wife says I'm all good, but she's worried that I'm developing a habit of meeting men on the internet.

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[we4Mateo]

Thanks for the heads up on the layers. Must be dangerous in the summer with less clothes to hang with you guys.

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[INEEDAGN]

I just let it happen.

What's the best way to avoid being raped? To relax and enjoy it.

 

[austinibew145]

Lol can't wait. You will be safe for some reason I pass out early at home.


Or do I !!!

It will be warm in the dungeon.

 

[turbonut85]

I feel a frog splash coming on......

 

[mustangmark50]

"It puts the lotion on the skin. You have no idea what kind of HELL I can bring you!"
"Oh alright....enough you broken record....okay. I been down here 2 weeks, now what do you want??"
"It puts the lotion on its skin, NOW!"
"Say it don't spray it brother, dang."

 

[turbonut85]

I like

 

[INEEDAGN]

That's the last of it

Now I'm gonna have to buy it. Well there's still a half of ancient age there and 3/4 gallon of McCormick vodka I gotta del with first. But I checked. A half of McCormick whiskey is 14.99. Think it's just gonna be the thing. From here on out.

 

[usetaboost]

Reading that just gave me diarrhea.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Reading that just gave me diarrhea.

Hey I ain't no big shot, just a lowly car wash boy. Gotta make up the diff somewhere.

Can't afford expensive likker like all th big shot electricians

 

[usetaboost]

True DAT. I gotta drink beer. And when it gets real tough I gotta save a buck and get a pack of stones

 

[INEEDAGN]

I'd drink the nastiest whiskey on this earth before I drank the best beer. That's if I'm tryin to get drunk. Premium beer is for drinking at a restaurant with dinner n such. Same with all the foo foo drinks.

 

[INEEDAGN]

No one wants to stay up and text me

Bunch a pussies is what you is

 

[turbonut85]

No one wants to stay up and text me

Bunch a pussies is what you is

Sorry boobs.....sometimes we gotta get up before 10am....us lowly electricians haveta work long hours to make the kinda $$$ that you dealership family dynasty people make....check the post time.....and I got up late.

 

[usetaboost]

Normal time for me. But it only takes me ten minutes to get to work since I'm practicing for 4x4 NASCAR truck series

 

[usetaboost]

Sorry boobs.....sometimes we gotta get up before 10am....us lowly electricians haveta work long hours to make the kinda $$$ that you dealership family dynasty people make....check the post time.....and I got up late.

The DODGE dynasty? Lol! Man those cars burned more oil that a Buick with a bad turbo!

 

[INEEDAGN]

The DODGE dynasty? Lol! Man those cars burned more oil that a Buick with a bad turbo!

Ahh yes. The 3.0 smoker

It was valve seals on every one of them

 

[INEEDAGN]

Ahh yes. The 3.0 smoker

It was valve seals on every one of them

Dodge dynasty sounds like a hit tv series. We should do it.

 

[usetaboost]