JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

Well....what can I say about last night???? Hmmm......6 Turbo Buicks in my drive at one time, 2 plates of Jello shots, 3 cases of Bud Light, 1 12 pack of Corona, 1 18 pack of Miller Light, 1 bottle of Jack Daniels, 2 racks of the best smoked ribs you never had, goin to the strip club, getting kicked out of that same strip club, 2 girls in bikinis, 1 sprinkler, 2 wrestling matches, 1 cowboy hat, 1 Scarface, 6 different smokey burnouts, 1 set of 200' black marks in the street starting in front of my house, alot of talking about the butthole punch, 1 Somolian who clearly doesn't give two s*!ts about Buicks or the Turbo Farm West, and one HELLUVA GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[85_Daphne]

lol ya, i was just setting you up to be a$$hole punched! message me the list if you would please sir. i will talk to my stripper gf and get you guys back in next time around, hopefully by then i will be up to going, i just wasn't feeling it. but it'll work out. i want yawl to come down here sometime and we can blow stuff up, shoot a bunch of stuff and proceed to drink on the river. and can i get a TFW shirt or do i have to do something crazy to earn it?

 

[usetaboost]

Those cheese ribs were the bomb-diggity!

 

[usetaboost]

lol ya, i was just setting you up to be a$$hole punched! message me the list if you would please sir. i will talk to my stripper gf and get you guys back in next time around, hopefully by then i will be up to going, i just wasn't feeling it. but it'll work out. i want yawl to come down here sometime and we can blow stuff up, shoot a bunch of stuff and proceed to drink on the river. and can i get a TFW shirt or do i have to do something crazy to earn it?

Whoa noob, I haven't even got a shirt yet. Oh wait, I don't have a GN, I got a WE4 because I'm just a little bit cooler than all you GN guys

So I was thinking we should come up with our own shirts. What do you guys think?

 

[turbonut85]

Whoa noob, I haven't even got a shirt yet. Oh wait, I don't have a GN, I got a WE4 because I'm just a little bit cooler than all you GN guys

So I was thinking we should come up with our own shirts. What do you guys think?

I haven't even got a shirt yet......if we did make our own shirts, the logo would have to be on the back....that way Austin and Bob can still tie the front up in a knot like usual...

 

[turbonut85]

lol ya, i was just setting you up to be a$$hole punched! message me the list if you would please sir. i will talk to my stripper gf and get you guys back in next time around, hopefully by then i will be up to going, i just wasn't feeling it. but it'll work out. i want yawl to come down here sometime and we can blow stuff up, shoot a bunch of stuff and proceed to drink on the river. and can i get a TFW shirt or do i have to do something crazy to earn it?

Yeah...what Jesse said....we just met you for the first time....not sure I'm ready to mosey on down to yer place and drink from the river with ya just yet. besides, we gotta make sure you are willing to take our advise and follow in our footsteps first...

 

[85_Daphne]

a custom shirt would be pretty cool, and your right, i am a noob to the group but i have had a TR for sometime now. and usetaboost is it possible that your WE4 is so fast we just cant see it....thats why its never been seen? i mean according to austin you like a legand a total celeb! fair enough, give it some time and i'll have ya'll down here. you need to get me that special recepe you used on those ribs....they were epic! and im already looking at buying stuff like you have advised me.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Yeah I got no shirt either. Truthfully I got enough other shirts, as long as jesse quits eye-humping my moser engineering shirt. You can't afford it!

Keith you pretty much summed it up. Dont forget to clean out your work van tomorrow.

Daphne you have a PM.

 

[85_Daphne]

i spent part of this moring and read this entire thread...kassi just walked by me and said great now you will never be off the computer....

 

[turbonut85]

Why does every conversation with Austin end up with him talking about someone's butthole??

 

[85_Daphne]

we should slip him some viagra and see if he goes energizer bunny on bob or the dog.....

 

[turbonut85]

couple of pics...

 

[jdpolzin]

We do definately need to make some established guidelines on who can be a T.F.W. official member.

First and foremost: You must be a helpful and respectful member of the Turbo Buick community.

Secondly: You must be able to man up and drink like it's your last day on the planet if you are with another fellow TFW member

Third: You must have a car thats faster than a 12.5ET

Fourth: You must be able to survive one night with the infamous Audi P sleeping next to you. (Thats gonna be the hardest one)

Fifth: You must care about making others fast just as much as you care about your own car being fast

Sixth: Trophies are gay!!!!!!! Even though we all have them, we need to keep them tucked away

Seventh: You must think that boobs are better than Wieners. (Sorry Audi, your out, give back the T Shirt!:biggrin

 

[turbonut85]

Well, that puts Jesse out since he doesn't even have a car...

 

[85_Daphne]

I think I could accomplish a majority of those 3 and 4 are tough ones but I'll do my best. But since audi p already sleeps with audi p he needs a diff rule to keep the playing field level......maybe he has to be butthole punched by the oldest and wisest member.....

 

[speedskills]

Look. At. This. Would ya look at it? Just look at it!

Bahahaha! I'd buy it just for the antenna.

 

[austinibew145]

Well I survived to trip home. I had a great time. The hilight of the weekend was driving a badddd a$$$$$$ hot air. Yea a hot air!!! The moderator told me we can't hang out more than on weekend a month. Apparently there isn't enough room on the server to handle all the posting after a night of jackassarey.

 

[85_Daphne]

lol that's good stuff. how's the head feel?

 

[usetaboost]

a few pics from rock and rods Topic: My Rock N Rods pics!! - Sioux City Racing

 

[austinibew145]

a few pics from rock and rods topic: My rock n rods pics!! - sioux city racing