JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[Ms. FastNasty]

I'm pretty sure he's been "in your engine" already!!!!

Get your mind out of the gutter Polzin!

 

[austinibew145]

I have been in Polzin's engine. A few times

 

[turbonut85]

I think I'm gonna have to buy a special lock to keep you outta my engine.

I think they call that a Chastity belt....there's video(s) proof that Audi P has been in several of my engines....

 

[austinibew145]

I wonder if I could hump this

 

[turbonut85]

You can hump anything with an orifice...right??

 

[usetaboost]

...and you can dry hump anything that doesn't, or if that orifice is inaccessible

 

[INEEDAGN]

You can hump anything with an orifice...right??

YOU could probably hump an orifice tube!

I probably couldn't squeeze it in unless it was cold outside....

 

[austinibew145]

90% of humping is in your head. You can hump it... New slogan "just hump it" TFW

 

[austinibew145]

At least on FB it only last a day or two

 

[jdpolzin]

I will give you this much Austin, I dont really think your gay. I just thinking your interested in men and women. I dont know why you would ever be interested in me. My butthole is hairy, my cheast is hairy, I'm going bald, and I'm married. Not really a very good catch. But, to each your own I suppose! Happy motoring!

 

[turbonut85]

Maybe just bi-curious??

 

[austinibew145]

Not gay! Your going to have to find something else to talk about. Let's party and talk about that I festa casa da bob tryla servasa.

 

[INEEDAGN]

I festa casa da bob tryla servasa.

 

[austinibew145]

Lol it hurts ha ha ha ha ha

 

[turbonut85]

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I won't lie...I spit my drink out when I saw that...

 

[INEEDAGN]

Google image search for the pulp fiction pic netted me that and I thought it was better.

I typed that garbage into google translate and got a few words figured out but it's mostly jibberish. It's like what I post after too much liquor.

On a related note, I've been thinkin about a breathalyzer for my laptop. Protect me (and everyone else) from my own thoughts after one too many. I realized it was a problem after I posted the merle haggard.

 

[austinibew145]

You might have a winner there. Slap a USB on one or those bad boys you could use it on computer, cell phone, car, hot air balloon. Endless possibilities.

"party at bobs bring the beer" I spell Spanish just as well as English. So good luck translating.

 

[INEEDAGN]

For the record. There is a LOT of McCormick whiskey here. So much that the TFW couldn't drink it all in one weekend even if it tasted good. Which it doesn't. But it's free.

 

[usetaboost]

Bob, your uncle is showing off on youtube again

 

[INEEDAGN]

And I thought we were badasses killin the honey jack at the door of the t*tty bar. I'd like to shake that guy's hand.