JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[INEEDAGN]

These people are weak. Sometimes I get tired of being the last one standing. But it's all good audi p theres a car with yer name on it heading to des moines first thing in the am. (I didn't actually write your name on it, but thinking more bout it, maybe I should)

It's only 2 am why is everyone asleep? what a buncha posers.

tfw. in ya face.

 

[austinibew145]

I was up at 2am drinking Keith's bent river beer. Uncommon is a great beer. I should have been checking in on the board. Thanks for hooking me up you guys rock!!!!! I'll make it to your place bob keep the dungeon nice and cold

 

[turbonut85]

Another TFW gathering survived...spent my first weekend in KS...left my house intending to drive 4hrs to nerd out with the TFW...and not bring any more Buick parts home....huge fail on that one. Had a blast as usual. Got drunk as usual. Laughed at bob as usual. Looking forward to the next time as usual.

 

[INEEDAGN]

At midnight I drive us home completely sober. At 12:45 I stumble TO the bar. Ladies and gentlemen, a new personal best. Where's my round of applause?

Sent from my laptop using McCormick "rotgut" and not much else....

 

[austinibew145]

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!! TFW!!!!! Lets get it on. Put down the crapy liqueur. Get in car and follow you instinct. I'll see you there.

 

[turbonut85]

Where should I go??

 

[INEEDAGN]

Damn I'm already hungover from this...

I gotta level with ya, the frequency of gatherings is getting expensive and the wife is a little less understanding with every one. But I'll probably be there. I have no other friends.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Where should I go??

To the liquor store. And stock up on food from the worst hyvee in the country. That oughta take you a week.

 

[jdpolzin]

HyVee=FAIL!!!!!

 

[austinibew145]

Where should I go??

Follow your instinct young padawan! Sometimes the place you need to go is the place you are. You should probably have chips and dip

 

[turbonut85]

HyVee=FAIL!!!!!

Huge, ginormous, gargantuan, state-of-the-art, mind-boggling, epic FAIL!!!!!!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Yo momma's so ugly, a picture of her on the dash will keep a TR from getting stolen!

 

[turbonut85]

You momma's so ugly......my grandpa said " uhhhh.....fuk that, I'm good....

 

[jdpolzin]

Buncha fags!

 

[jdpolzin]

Yo mammas so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the front door!

 

[jdpolzin]

Yo mommas so ugly, she makes the onion cry!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Turbanuts told me to get on here and start some sh!t and thats all i could come up with. epic fail.

 

[turbonut85]

I was so drunk....I didn't remember telling boobs anything....had to go back and read my text msgs.......fail.

 

[austinibew145]

You guys are so lame... Ah... Yea, so there. Oh and yo mama is dumb, and fat, so fat she is dumb. *

I'll make a video about it if I can find a big enough lens for the camera.


* Polzins mom is hot

 

[INEEDAGN]

Yo momma's so ugly, I'ma drunken butthole punch her