JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

Got a decent buzz going for 7 on a munday night... I think i'ma get TFW....Totally F**kin' Wasted....

Right thar wit ya brah.....

 

[austinibew145]

I just bought a mustang. I'm done here. Austinibew145 out!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Well it was nice knowin you, etc...

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[turbonut85]

Well...I guess it's official now....Austin is definitely gay. And to think, all this time I thought it was a joke...

 

[INEEDAGN]

 

[jdpolzin]

Pete and Repeat decided to go "mow the grass" at 1am in some very fancy neighborhoods until the kind Buffalo PD shut us down! Twas fun!!!!

 

[jdpolzin]

Austin went past the "DANGER" line on the Jack bottle! Audi P showed up!

 

[INEEDAGN]

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[turbonut85]

Where is the TFW shirt??

 

[INEEDAGN]

For official tfw consumption only...

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[jdpolzin]

Where's the danger line on that bottle?

 

[turbonut85]

Gotta be the bottom of the label....damn that's scary!!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Had the chance to get one of the used barrels that they age it in for $85, got cold feet on the deal when they said the empty barrel weighs 145 lbs. Didn't want to bring Igor out on another vacation.

Also they said you can pick out an individual barrel and have it bottled and labeled just for you or whoever...thought that a TFW barrel of Jack would be cool...then they said it costs $8-12k...

And yes, total FAIL on the TFW shirt front...

 

[turbonut85]

 

[jdpolzin]

"Hell yeah TFW!"

 

[INEEDAGN]

Damn Keith, I didn't know you still went slummin'. Have some standards for Christ's sake...

 

[turbonut85]

When it comes to beer....I try not to discriminate...unless its miller light...

 

[jdpolzin]

I had some pabst at the cubs game and actually it wasn't too bad.

 

[INEEDAGN]

When it comes to beer, it has to be a premium beer for me to even drink one or two.

Bourbon? I have NO standards.

 

[jdpolzin]

NO standards like Audi P at a gay bar!