JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[INEEDAGN]

I live in the middle of nowhere. I can openly post that the keys are hanging in 4 of the 6 vehicles I have here and none of them will ever disappear. Of course the combined total of those 4 vehicles is about $5k lol. Keys are haning in bout 80% of the vehicles in this town.. nothing ever happens...

Its funny that the new 2 liter of coke and the new 1/2 of mccormick are adjacent to one another and the mccormick is going down faster lol

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[INEEDAGN]

Look ma, no holes!

I should also add the main reason the 2 trs don't have the keys in them is to keep the wife from driving them. She loves this fucking skidmark but I fear the first time she drives it in the rain she's gon' wrap it around a damn telephone pole. At least let me get full coverage on it first honey...

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[turbonut85]

Boobs lives in Senecan't.....NOTHING happens there....unless the TFW is in town.....

 

[austinibew145]

He is a bad ass. Just like the drug dealer in gone in sixty seconds "no one is dumb enough to steal this car" that or they have no use for a monte in hickvill. They might steel his truck tho.

 

[INEEDAGN]

Probably the latter...they have no use for a brown monte...what's sad is the truck would be the first thing to be stolen...all $375 worth lol

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[INEEDAGN]

Why is it, when I'm half drunk I can de-stripe an entire car in seconds with a properly surfaced razor blade but when I'm sober it takes forever and I still fuck it all up? I think its a self confidence issue...

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[austinibew145]

Lol wait till you look at it tomorrow

 

[INEEDAGN]

not necessary. Theres a bit of a streak on the drivers door right before I changed blades, but the rest will look fiiiine. I AM re-striping it, probably with gold. Takes your eyes away from all the places where I had to touch up paint it.

Accessory place across the street needs some PDR done to a rebuilder jeep he's working on, so theres a free tint job...

speaking of PDR, that ding in the hood looks terrible in the above pic

 

[turbonut85]

2 TFW members together....drinkin beer, staring at half naked women........how will it end??

 

[INEEDAGN]

2 TFW members together....drinkin beer, staring at half naked women........how will it end??

Well if they are worth a damn for anything they will be getting the other half naked....

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[mustangmark50]

Whut is this you speak of......??

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[turbonut85]

Fuckin ding bat zombie woman....that's the shit I speak of.....

 

[turbonut85]

OMFG....I'm pretty sure I just met the dumbest fuckin bitch I hav EVER met in my entire life....I'm just fuckin sayin........WAY TOO STUPID to fuck.....I think?

 

[INEEDAGN]

OMFG....I'm pretty sure I just met the dumbest fuckin bitch I hav EVER met in my entire life....I'm just fuckin sayin........WAY TOO STUPID to fuck.....I think?

Push her outside in a rainstorm and see if she drowns from staring up at the rain

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[INEEDAGN]

PEENNNNNNGUUUIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn baby.......penguin.....PENGUIN!!!!!!

 

[mustangmark50]

GIRAFFE is the backup when PENGUIN fails.....Fuk in A ....oww....OWWWW....GIRRRRAAAAFFFFEEE!

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[mustangmark50]

Weak sauce....just sayin'.....

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[mustangmark50]

Two in the pink? No, two in the stink, one in the pink......I don't care about her.....its about me!

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[mustangmark50]

2:41AM.....Mayday!.....Mayday!!......Blackhawk down! I say Blackhawk down.....
2:42AM.....Location Blackhawk??!!
2:42AM......Going......downnnn.......onnnn....ramppp.....westbound.....East.....4......teenth........and....
2:43AM......Blackhawk.....you're breaking up........please repeat.......
2:44AM.......East.....14th.....and......I.......eight.......eeeeeeeeeeee!


mustang50: Hey turbonut.......what music do you like to listen to when you are puking???
Turbonut: heave......heave......yak!....deep convulsion.......building heave.....yak!
mustang50: Halestorm work for ya???
Turbonut: (silence.......thumbs up)
mustang50: (turns the radio up for turbonut.....cuz that's how the TFW rolls!)
mustang50: You alright?? Need me to hold your hair back???? (turbonut is bald for those that don't know)
Turbonut: (no audible response...) heave.....heave.....yak!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Nice.

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