JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[turbonut85]

Fukkin robo-douche homo fags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jdpolzin]

Keith, your supposed to be grounded, not up drinking all night!

 

[usetaboost]

I should have stayed home last night. Like a turbo buick, my investment didn't pay off

 

[INEEDAGN]

Is wrenchin' on a 200 via flashlight considered "tfw style"?

Don't worry Jesse, I'm so good I can do one of these in the dark...

 

[usetaboost]

at least your shop is high tech

 

[turbonut85]

Complete with a grill....

 

[jdpolzin]

UH OH!!!!! "Where did that bolt go? Ah, I'll just grab another one!"

 

[turbonut85]

So, my 4 year old kid asked me last night: "daddy...what are boobs??" My response without missing a beat: boobs is just a name we call our friend bob.....

 

[INEEDAGN]

I feel special. And not "special" like mccormick special reserve. Special like special K.

We should post last nights text conversation. Wait I deleted mine because I didn't want the wife to read it. It was THAT good...

 

[jdpolzin]

Yeah multi texting is killing this thread.:'(

 

[INEEDAGN]

Actually its probably the only reason it isn't locked YET.

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[mustangmark50]

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Is wrenchin' on a 200 via flashlight considered "tfw style"?

Don't worry Jesse, I'm so good I can do one of these in the dark...

"Where's the whatchamacallit and gizmo thingy go again?? Hand me that doo-dad and that special snap-plier-wrench so I can tighten the big shaft in the butt port hole.....PENGUIN!! OWWW! PENGUIN!!!"

 

[usetaboost]

Keith: I'm tellin ya, my hot air is FAST!
Me: This guy is fuckin drunk

 

[usetaboost]

Gettin it on TFW style...

 

[jdpolzin]

Bust a move!

 

[usetaboost]

Is that Austin pointing at someone's junk?

 

[jdpolzin]

Yes I think his words were "look Jesse's gettin hard!"

 

[turbonut85]

Ahhhh......the memories.....

 

[turbonut85]

Was that the same night I got butthole punched by the moonshine cherries??

 

[INEEDAGN]

It was the only night we've ALL been at a gathering so that's probably the same night.

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