JDPOLZIN is the BEST!!!!! I love him, I want to make out with him

[austinibew145]

So I went to the store today. I bought a bunch of air fresheners. I mailed them to a bunch of people. I mailed them to all the people who complain about the smell of e85. Why? You ask. Well because I am a nice guy, and they will be spending a lot of time sucking in my exhaust.

Keith I sent you two sets, even tho I know you love my smell.

 

[jdpolzin]

Well, it's Saturday...........where's my air freshener?

 

[austinibew145]

I already hung them in your car. You didn't notice because you haven't sat in it in so long. Do you even know where you parked it.

 

[jdpolzin]

Nice!

 

[turbonut85]

Ha!!

 

[jdpolzin]

Well Audi, now that yur unabe t cruise your GN, lets hope we can bth enjoy those new air fresheners you put in my car this year!

 

[turbonut85]

Time for Audi to ride shotgun in the stage car!!

 

[jdpolzin]

I'm pretty sure there's a couple hotel ice buckets in there from the last power tour incase you gotta puke like Sean did! Just can't handle the power of the stage I guess!

 

[austinibew145]

We will just have to wait and see. You can't keep audip down.

 

[turbonut85]

 

[jdpolzin]

Audi is gay! Let's get this thread back on track!

 

[austinibew145]

I would totally make out with Polzin at this point. Ashley gave me permission. I just have to get him out of his cave, or is it a bunker? You can move all you want, I'll find you ma ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!! He he ha ha =D

 

[jdpolzin]

Is say more like a bunker!

 

[INEEDAGN]

Quote of the day:

Secrets are safe with Austin.....buttholes are not...

I'd explain the string of text messages that led to that statement, but I'm afraid I don't even understand it.

 

[turbonut85]

Me either

 

[austinibew145]

 

[austinibew145]

writing coherent text messages. ain,t nobody got time for that

 

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[turbonut85]

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