Before Black BS'ing thread.

[83turbomon]

This is for you Romone.:biggrin:

*The wife and I were at home watching TV.*

*I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a*

*fishing channel and the porn channel.*

*She became more and more annoyed and finally said:*

*"For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel!*

*You already know how to fish!"*

I dont get it... Ive never been married, soo....

 

[83turbomon]

This is for you Romone.:biggrin:

*The wife and I were at home watching TV.*

*I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a*

*fishing channel and the porn channel.*

*She became more and more annoyed and finally said:*

*"For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel!*

*You already know how to fish!"*

Q. Define "Egghead:"
A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

 

[FlintBuick4Life]

haha... my man, :biggrin: when I was there there was a mix of everybody there, but it did seem a bit like a ghostown.

I lived in a place called Elk Plain out here, and let me tell you, I was the only person of color in a 5 to 10 mile radius in the middle of the sticks. I kinda had to make friends with them too, but thier parents were jackas$es to me The last brother there moved to Alaska WTF!!

BTW Like the gif, hes in a Regal!!!

It is a ghost town now That`s how I drive my Regal:biggrin: He even has crank windows like mine... actually I hate that, but I will change that soon.

 

[83turbomon]

It is a ghost town now That`s how I drive my Regal:biggrin: He even has crank windows like mine... actually I hate that, but I will change that soon.

cmon, THAT how you Drive REGALS. Trust me stay with the crank window, its a PITA to fix the power windows like mine. I had to take the windows out and do alot of greasing and other BS. Still ridin with the gangster lean Next will be a dollar bill window decal.


BTW is that from a movie???

 

[FlintBuick4Life]

cmon, THAT how you Drive REGALS. Trust me stay with the crank window, its a PITA to fix the power windows like mine. I had to take the windows out and do alot of greasing and other BS. Still ridin with the gangster lean Next will be a dollar bill window decal.


BTW is that from a movie???

I`m not sure what that was from... looks like some kinda commercial for window tinting:biggrin:

 

[FlintBuick4Life]

I love people who fail on YouTube!:biggrin:

kendramae777: yea caues u are on the brick road that has to be nice so everyone can go down town a get on food stamps and other gov **** and there nothing wrong with gov ****... but go down other streets like jane and bell and other the other one

Me: What the hell are you talking about?

kendramae777: nevermind your to bumb to unerstand

Me: LMFAO!!! I`m "to bumb to unerstand" hahaha... yes, that must be it... your way too intelligent for me to understand.

kendramae777: yep thats it but i bet other ppl agree with me..but im done with u im not going to fight over the internet im not in highschool

Me: No one agrees with you, your sentience made absolutely no sense... that`s why I asked! Oh and I can tell your not in high school, your spelling is more like a 1st grader!

 

[mat231v6]

from what i know alot of you are building turbos and will need turbo balancing i found a shop in Pelham AL on the internet who does turbo balancing for $35 plus return shipping. i have used this guy (while building my 301) and he is great. he does great work and is real cheap. so if any one needs his info tell me. just trying to save you all some money he is way cheaper than gpop (at $65).

 

[charlief1]

We may get in trouble but add it to the turbo thread please Matt. That way it will be there if someone needs it.

 

[mat231v6]

We may get in trouble but add it to the turbo thread please Matt. That way it will be there if someone needs it.

i sent you a pm.

 

[charlief1]

Thanks Matt. I returned it.

 

[83turbomon]

Thanks Matt. I returned it.

off of the wall, i found a neat 1970 442 engine for 300 bones, hmm a nice fat turbo would be cool.

 

[usetaboost]

off of the wall, i found a neat 1970 442 engine for 300 bones, hmm a nice fat turbo would be cool.

If it is in fact a 442 motor you better grab it and resell it on the oldspower.com board. If it is in fact a 442 motor let me know what the casting number is, I have an uncle with a 455 in his 67 cutlass vert

 

[83turbomon]

If it is in fact a 442 motor you better grab it and resell it on the oldspower.com board. If it is in fact a 442 motor let me know what the casting number is, I have an uncle with a 455 in his 67 cutlass vert

you have no idea how many 455 engines there are out here. there are as many 305's and 307's as 455's.

 

[usetaboost]

you have no idea how many 455 engines there are out here. there are as many 305's and 307's as 455's.

Just because it's a 455 olds doesn't mean its a 442 engine. You can only really tell by the head casting number if I remember right

 

[83turbomon]

Just because it's a 455 olds doesn't mean its a 442 engine. You can only really tell by the head casting number if I remember right

I know that. there are lots of 455 engines, some for a 442 engine, most not. Just an observation.

 

[ZNix]

turbo gauge cluster 77'-79' buick oldsmobile pontiac - eBay (item 160530711835 end time Jan-15-11 23:14:16 PST)

I don't know if you guys would be interested.

 

[charlief1]

Nice find but it's for a 79 century Zack. Very few of us could use it unfortunaly.

 

[usetaboost]

It should work for 78-79

 

[Goat]

Sorry Im back I had to handle somethings and been doing a little racing so I havent had much time....

However, I will have some build threads up here sooner or later...

 

[CamoDeafie]

little off topic; what design of attachment do your buicks use for windshield wiper arms? by attachment, I mean the base which goes to the pin/gear thing in the cowl panel, not the area where the blade goes on...
I've a problem with my 83 ciera's wiper arms having different base and arm end compared to the newer GM cars' pull tab attachment....if it had used the 3/16 pin like pretty much all others, i'd not be worried, but its got the weird double slot arm attachment with a squared U profile, not like the other U shaped arms...and nobody makes replacement blades like this...unfortunately.